How would you like to turn 2 again?

Did you ever see that commercial with Martin Scorsese where he has picked up some photos and overly critical of his work and then finally calls his nephew and says "Timmy, it's your Uncle Marty. How'd you like to turn 5 again?"?
Birthday Party

I had to fight the urge to keep saying that because it was not really Finn's birthday. He was a little confused but was a real trooper. He and his guest, I forget her name, patiently sat through a bunch of takes while we lit the candle, sang the song and then blew out the candle over and over again.

They took it all in stride though and were happy to receive their pay, a slice of birthday cake, at the end of the day.